Wednesday, August 18, 2010
Broken Sword The Angel of Death Playtrough
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjIt9AfAKUA
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VBeteW4Tq4c
Part 3: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3CHVv22zlcc
Part 4: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LbVNhj21Y8
Tuesday, August 17, 2010
By the way =))
Fun fact!!!
Why did Van Damme refuse to appear in “The Expendables”? Easy. Because he’d get his ass kicked by all the other guys. Well, actually that’s not the real reason. Apparently, Stallone wrote his role so that he gets beaten up by Jet Li. WOW, I WISH I COULD GET BEATEN UP BY JET LI! But hey, Van Damme is too busy playing mom and dad with Romanian whores, right?
Now, why did Chuck Norris refuse to appear in the movie mentioned above?! That’s because he would have made Stallone look like a Barbie doll when they faced off, so “Rambo” decided not to cast him =)). Nah. Actually, Chuck refused the role, probably for the same reason. He likes Sly and doesn’t want him to look bad.
Also, Kurt Russell turned out a role in this movie and Wesley Snipes had to turn down Sly because of some legal stuff.
Heck, I know another guy who would’ve done a great role in this movie. No? Nothing? Al Pacino, dudes! The guy’s a freakin’ genius!
Tom and Jerry meet Sherlock Holmes
Care to watch a totally different Tom and Jerry? Do you want to see Jerry as Sherlock Holmes’ mouse and Tom as a messenger cat trying to catch him while causing destruction everywhere? Do you want to see Tom and Jerry team up to solve the case and stop the culprit? Do you want to see characters like Spike and Tyke or Droopy and Butch and some other MGM guys all in the same movie?
Then this is the perfect choice for you. Watch Tom and Jerry meet Sherlock Holmes. It’s awesome. I laughed all along the 46 minutes (yeah, guess WB chose to keep it short, guess money is a big problem everywhere nowadays) and I still laugh when I remember some of the hilarious scenes, even though the whole thing seems like a reenactment (hope I wrote that right :D) of the supposedly upcoming sequel to Guy Ritchie’s Sherlock Holmes, in which Professor Moriarty builds a big piece of shit of a laser weapon only to break through the Tower of London and steal The Crown Jewels. I won’t be surprised if this is going to be the plot of the next Holmes movie. Overall… watch it! It’s totally worth it! And once I find a kind enough site that allows me to stream the whole thing in HD I will convert my version of the movie in 1080p HD (believe me it’s close to HD but not quite - I think it may already be 720p, based on the size) and post it here. IT’S TOTALLY WORTH IT GUYS!
Ok, I’m done here. I gotta go, Kane and Lynch is installed and ready to go! LET’S SHOOT SOME DAMN COPS!!!
WOW! Just WOW!
Can you believe the internet?! The new Kane and Lynch game, ”Dog Days” is supposed to be released in August 20th. BUT! It’s been posted on Torrents ever since… TODAY. Guess IO didn’t put too much effort in the DVD protection. That, or Reloaded got themselves a digital download. But that’s unlikely since the only place digital downloads are available right now is Steam, and they don’t release the game until the 20th. THE INTERNET ROCKS!!! Download link below.
http://www.newtorrents.info/torrent/36764/Kane.and.Lynch.2.Dog.Days-RELOADED.html
Friday, August 13, 2010
My impressions on Mafia II Demo
My impressions on this are... well... THIS IS THE BEST GAME I'VE EVER PLAYED IN MY LIFE! I can't believe it! You can actually open the fridge and choose to get a beer, a burger or a bottle of juice. Also, you can screw around with the faucet or flush the toilet. That's what you do indoors. Outside (I used a time patch, download link at the end), after bypassing the 10 minutes time limit set by 2K Games, I drove a car, went to the tuning garage and... well.. tuned it. I even set the licence plate to display my name =)). You can also buy clothes or food while in town. There are gas stations (yeah, like in the first game - this is what makes the game feel way more realistic than GTA IV - you can wake up without any gas and that's it, you're fucked) from where you buy gas and... surprise surprise, you can open your car's hood and FIX THE ENGINE! You heard it well! If you crash too much and fuck up your engine, the car stops, you have to go to the hood, open it up and fix it. The cops are as annoying as usual. Once you do something wrong they're on to you. One star means they want to fine you, two stars means they want to arrest you and three stars means they're gonna shoot at you. At least that's how I understood it.
The shooting is absolutely awesome! The cover system is amazing! Way better than in Kane and Lynch where if you're in cover and shoot you immediately get out of cover and have to press the cover key again. Kicking doors is usual for Vito (the main character), or at least it was while I played the game. Of course, it's way more polite to open them nicely. The demo mission was funny. I laughed out loud when one of the guys called your target "Porky" because he was fat.
What really killed me was the ending. I mean... you're in front of a police blockade, trying to get your injured friend to a doctor. And then they argue about stopping or not and the screen goes black and you hear the sounds of a car accelerating and... TO BE CONTINUED.
Nice one. Now I want to see the full game even more.
Mafia II Time Limit Bypass Patch:http://www.megaupload.com/?d=O773E0AR
Notes:
1)The Kane and Lynch II Demo Multiplayer video was cancelled. Sorry.
2)I will try to see if I can record some of the demo anyway.
Monday, August 9, 2010
Kane and Lynch II: Dog Days Demo Playtrough
So, let's rock:
Single Player
Part 1: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uj3aaBC8cGs
Part 2: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Noa9IBr7oSI
Multiplayer:
DELAYED. Sorry, I've got a bigger fish to catch right now.
Kane and Lynch: Dead Men Review

Kane and Lynch: Dead Men is a 3rd Person Shooter, developed by IO Interactive, the same developer that made the hit series ”Hitman” (lol, nice word usage over there). This time, though, you don't play as the famous silent assassin and you don't have time to plan a strategy and walk through the levels as quietly as possible. No, no. In this game you'll be too busy shooting everything that moves.
You take control of Kane, a former member of some organisation called The7 (no more details, I don't want spoilers!!!), which supposedly doesn't exist anymore. But things go totally wrong when, as he is taken to his execution day, Kane is broken out of police custody by his former organisation and made to retrieve something (it's never revealed what exactly does Kane retrieve) in exchange for his family. Yeah, the old "we kidnapped your wife and daughter and we won't give them back unless you do something for us" cliffhanger is present in the game. God dammit. Eventually, the organisation doesn't respect it's part of the deal and Kane goes on rampage along a gang of people who are supposed to help him take down his enemies and rescue his daughter. The confusing part is, though, that the game has two endings and there's gonna be a sequel released in a few days. I mean, what ending is the sequel going to follow?! Jeez!
Now on to the gameplay. I gotta say, this game is awesome. The best shooter I've ever played in my life (though I haven't played a lot of shooters in my life :D). You can cover behind walls and stuff (the physix is not as great as in GTA IV but it'll do) and you can command your allies to attack, find cover or follow you. That's useful, since the AI goes wherever the heck it wants in this game.
The graphics is great for 2007, the year it was released in, so I've got no comment here. Except for the looks of the characters. Why the fuck are both allies AND enemies dressed THE FUCKING SAME?! That's at the later levels, like in Havana. The only thing that differentiates allies from enemies is a red hat the enemies wear. I mean, who the fuck has the time to check if the guy wears a red hat or not?! I need to shoot or get shot! Jesus!
The multiplayer is awesome all the same. I didn't have time to test it at it's full potential but I liked what I've seen.

Story: 8.5/10
Graphics: 8/10
Gameplay: 9/10
Multiplayer: 9/10
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OVERALL: 8.62/10